Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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