well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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