why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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