i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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