Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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