So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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