what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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