Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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