what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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