Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
