he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
