FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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