how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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