the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
