belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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