i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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