She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
