all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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