The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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