my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
third nipple confirmed
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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