I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Shame - the story of my life.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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