Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
you never un-have a 4some
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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