1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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