how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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