gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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