Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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