Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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