I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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