I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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