FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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