just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize
