Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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