is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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