so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
