I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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