how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
this hospital has no fireball
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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