Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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