the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
