we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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