he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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