I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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You came to the right person.
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