yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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