did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You can't motorboat a personality
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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