I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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