Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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