I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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