can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
