lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
People in love make me want to vomit
P.S. I can't hear my feet
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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