Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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