Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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