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  Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now

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• Let's go for the "glass is half full" approach. Maybe her daughter is 30yo and finally got laid, so now she's going out drinking to celebrate. Great success!

  Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 1, 10 at 8:03pm

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  • just like Gail the Snail

    Submitted by hoffyyy on Jun 1, 10 at 9:59pm

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    • No one likes salting the snail.

      Submitted by escodiesel on Jun 2, 10 at 10:09am

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      • but she doesn't leave you with any options

        Submitted by hoffyyy on Jun 2, 10 at 2:25pm

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• fuck drinking start target practice

  Submitted by synthetic on Jun 1, 10 at 9:10pm

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• Stick her on birth control and buy her condoms. At least you can control STD and grandkids that way. Look at the bright side, at least she was honest with you.

  Submitted by Darth_Taco on Jun 1, 10 at 9:08pm

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• She's prob getting railed right now.

  Submitted by MagicChef86 on Jun 1, 10 at 9:47pm

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• Hope the guy she lost it to isn't a total douche. If it cheers you up my father in law caugt his youngest daughter and I having sex on his couch, so if you didn't catch her in the act at least you have that.

  Submitted by destructo on Jun 1, 10 at 9:17pm

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  • and your alive?

    Submitted by buck06 on Jan 24, 12 at 8:24pm

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• for the first time ever, "first" could have been funny, so no one said it. natch.

  Submitted by Throwawaygull on Jun 2, 10 at 12:22am

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• 15 or 30, they're always that "Little Princess" to Dad.

  Submitted by jasboo on Jun 1, 10 at 8:27pm

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  • and their boyfriends will have targets on them at all times

    Submitted by buck06 on Jan 24, 12 at 7:14pm

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• Do people this old really have this app

  Submitted by boneyard on Jun 1, 10 at 9:53pm

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• Wow tfln has changed i expected at least five "slut" responses.

  Submitted by shocktroop55 on Jun 1, 10 at 9:14pm

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• Or you could stop drinking and be the dad she needs..

  Submitted by justlovelyy on Jun 1, 10 at 10:11pm

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• Poor dad I feel for u man

  Submitted by Micro007 on Jun 2, 10 at 10:08pm

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• Sorry, Mom!

  Submitted by SextsFLN on Jun 1, 10 at 8:26pm

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  • Damn, I didn't see the same joke right under me.

    Submitted by SextsFLN on Jun 1, 10 at 8:28pm

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• Show not shoe

  Submitted by justlovelyy on Jun 1, 10 at 10:14pm

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• hopefully you get more action than your daughter

  Submitted by drunknotenough on Jun 1, 10 at 7:50pm

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• Sorry about that.

  Submitted by butsecks on Jun 1, 10 at 7:41pm

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• Just go drink some tequila

  Submitted by niceman on Jun 1, 10 at 10:12pm

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• I hope your kid sees this, reject. If she can bang she's prob looking at tfln.

  Submitted by lollygaga on Jun 2, 10 at 12:56am

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• Just wait 9 months and there will be another suprise

  Submitted by Bored0ne on Jun 1, 10 at 8:54pm

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• This text is kind of weird.

  Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Jun 1, 10 at 11:34pm

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• Now she gets to think of all the stuff she did when her daughter's age.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 1, 10 at 10:51pm

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• Good girl

  Submitted by zac_dilena on Jun 2, 10 at 1:52am

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• That blows...

  Submitted by UniKid14 on Jun 1, 10 at 7:45pm

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• Aww. I'm sorry.

  Submitted by HollyHoe on Jun 1, 10 at 7:42pm

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• How about you stop being a little bitch, reAch down and grab ur gun and shoot that punk.

  Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 1, 10 at 9:50pm

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• @justlovelyy no...

  Submitted by jplush on Jun 2, 10 at 12:32am

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• Hahaha Gail the Snail.. Love that shoe

  Submitted by justlovelyy on Jun 1, 10 at 10:13pm

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• She is probably a deep throating whore

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 10 at 9:55pm

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• Sorry that was my fault

  Submitted by pdpotman420 on Jun 2, 10 at 3:03am

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• Gotta love Wisconsin. Born and raised.

  Submitted by dallas78 on Jun 12, 10 at 12:50am

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• hahah thats still a lot better than how my mom found out.

  Submitted by mystomachurts on Jun 2, 10 at 11:27pm

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• Either your daughter is a 5 year old slut or you are way too old to still be using this site.

  Submitted by retanimstar on Jun 2, 10 at 8:22am

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  • You are just wrong for saying that, considering you're probably like What.....12?

    Submitted by Imtheone on Jun 3, 10 at 7:37am

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• My bad.

  Submitted by cwknoxville on Jun 3, 10 at 10:01pm

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• V card!!

  Submitted by chopperdog on Jun 1, 10 at 7:35pm

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• First...someone had to say it

  Submitted by buck06 on Dec 11, 11 at 6:29pm

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• 9:14 slut.

  Submitted by jerbearrawr on Jun 1, 10 at 10:31pm

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• yea my bad

  Submitted by scottc on Jun 2, 10 at 1:12am

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• oh man, tough break. wonder how old she was... if 15 or older u should be glad she waited so long.

  Submitted by zoesprettycool12 on Jun 1, 10 at 7:42pm

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• Well you knew someone was gonna tap that ass at some point. I hope your not upset because you weren't her first. Sick fuck

  Submitted by BondDaddy on Jun 2, 10 at 9:02am

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