im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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