Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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