if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Terrible idea I love it
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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