I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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