Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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