we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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