Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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