There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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its like you know when i get waxed
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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