Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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