How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize